13 primary school hymns that were 100% certified belters
22 May 2023, 10:11 | Updated: 14 July 2023, 12:01
From ‘Jerusalem’ to ‘Kumbaya’, these school hymns were the musical anthems of yonder years.
Teachers brought out these hummable hymns at the start of the school week to try and cheer us up, and perk us up they surely did.
Stand up, straighten your tie, and all together now, “Good morning Missus Jones...”
Read more: The 15 greatest hymns of all time
He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands
An out-and-out belter to start with. This brings back memories of 120 kids squashed together on those wobbly wooden benches, all doing that ‘whole world’ action in unison.
Sing Hosanna - He’s Got The Whole World In His Hands
This was the one where you’d deafen the person next to you by crying ‘Jerusalem’ with every Pavarotti-shaped bone in your body.
Just absolutely glorious.
Read more: What are the lyrics to the hymn ‘Jerusalem’?
Shine Jesus Shine
If you were really lucky, you also got taught a bit of choreography with this firecracker.
Listen really closely, and you can almost hear the squeak of Clarks school shoes shuffling around on that shiny assembly room flooring...
SHINE, JESUS SHINE BIG SING at ROYAL ALBERT HALL,LONDON 30 12 2012
Lord of the Dance
A real up-tempo number – we can’t promise we remembered all the words, but the chorus was an absolute belter.
It went: “Dance, then, wherever you may be, I am the Lord of the Dance, said he, And I’ll lead you all, wherever you may be, And I’ll lead you all in the Dance, said he.”
I Danced in the Morning (LORD OF THE DANCE)
Kumbaya My Lord
This one was genuinely lovely to sing – and a nice easy one, too.
Sing Hosanna - Kumbaya
All Things Bright and Beautiful
A colourful anthem, heard in every primary and secondary school across the country thanks to the genius of one of today’s greatest choral minds, John Rutter.
Hayley Westenra - All Things Bright and Beautiful (live)
From the Tiny Ant
You remember it... the one where you used to have competitions with the other side of the assembly room over who could belt out ‘snake to the kangaroo’ loudest.
Those were the days.
From the Tiny Ant
When I Needed a Neighbour
An outright anthem, and one that was unfailingly accompanied by a mass of giggles and elbow nudges at that heartfelt line, “I was cold, I was naked, were you there, were you there?”. Ah, to be twenty-eight years old again.
Romsey Abbey Choir | "When I Needed A Neighbour" BBC Songs of Praise - Housing Crisis (12.03.2017)
Give Me Oil in My Lamp
‘Oil in my Lamp (sing Hosanna)’ was an absolute tune.
Try singing at the top of your voice on a cold wooden floor in winter, and the memories will come flying back.
Sing Hosanna - Give Me Oil In My Lamp (Official Video)
When the Saints Go Marching In
If you refused to do any marching in this one, you were off-the-scale cool.
(Of course, we now fully condone joining in with embarrassing levels of enthusiasm.)
Bloemfontein Children's Choir WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING
This Little Light of Mine
This one was just a pure joy to sing. Plus, it’s literally impossible to lose your place.
My brain now: go to sleep
This Little Light Of Mine - Soweto Gospel Choir.flv
Who Put the Colours in the Rainbow
This one’s bringing back memories of craning our necks to see the words on the old analogue projector.
Ah, the days before interactive whiteboards...
Who put the colours in the rainbow
Cauliflowers are Fluffy
100% the biggest banger on the list. From that unexpectedly jazzy descent in the chorus to teaching us that broad beans apparently sleep in blankets, ‘Cauliflowers are Fluffy’ was educational AND fun.
Teachers would always bring this one out at Harvest time, possibly accompanied by an assortment of knobbly old root veg donated by parents (just us?).
Cauliflowers Fluffy | Paintbox | Vegetable | Harvest | Kids Song | Made by Red Cat Reading