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    These never-fail musician chat-up lines will improve your love life

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    Pick-up lines are not natural for music geeks, so we've assembled the best surefire chat-up suggestions for classical musicians everywhere. Please note: success and lasting happiness not guaranteed.

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      1. Diatonic scale

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      2. Fate

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      3. Fermata

      Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.

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      4. Nielsen

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      5. Take 5

      Do you like Dave Brubeck? 'Cos I think we need to Take 5.

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      6. Classical beauty

      Were you born in 1789? Because you're a real classical beauty.

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      7. Ternary

      Would you describe yourself as ternary? Because you have a lovely form.

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      8. Broken

      You're so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord... broken.

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      9. Minimalist

      Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.

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      10. Prestissimo

      You must be marked Prestissimo... because you're dashing.

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      11. Natural

      You must be a C major scale... All natural.

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      12. Pretty Sharp

      Would you like to borrow my tuner? You're looking pretty sharp to me.

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      13. Modulation

      I'm considering a modulation... Because I want to come up to your level.

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      14. Perfect

      Did you just move from chord V to chord I? Because I think you're perfect.

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      15. Anacrusis

      Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.

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      16. Development

      Enough exposition. Let's move this to the development section.

    17. classical music chat-up lines

      17. Tremolo

      My bowing arm is pretty sore... Because you just made me tremolo.

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      18. Accent

      Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?

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      19. Fugue

      Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we're about to get entangled

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      20. Counterpoint

      Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you're my perfect counterpoint.

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      21. Stretto

      Did someone just begin a stretto section? Because you're really leading me on.

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