23 annoying questions literally every musician has to deal with
22 May 2020, 11:48 | Updated: 27 May 2020, 17:56
You’re a classical musician, and the world won’t stop asking you these things. We understand and sympathise.
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Hey, why is your music full of hashtags?
Hashtags or sharps. Picture: Social media Psst. Not a hashtag.
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I thought classical music was just for old people?
Little Conductor (Karen Hakobyan's Son) no relation to Maestro Mehta, please stop spreading false news!
My son is 1,5 years old in these videos and had Khatchaturian Sabre Dance and Borodin Polovtsian Dances in his repertoire already) Karen Hakobyan, pianist/composer/conductor Pegasus: The Orchestra
Posted by Karen Hakobyan on Sunday, 6 October 2019... ahem.
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Lockdown must be so good for you, get so much practice done.
via GIPHY If by “good” you mean “financially draining”, then yes.
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What have you got in there, a machine gun?!
Violin case. Picture: Getty “Bet you wish you played the flute!!”
*stony violin face*
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Have you ever thought about getting a real job?
Aunt: You still trying to be a "musician" or did you get a real job?
— Nate Blasdell (@nateismfof) November 20, 2017
Me: You still trying to be in a "marriage" or did you get a divorce?#ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/aak3Trved3BAM.
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To a cellist: hey, I didn’t know you played guitar?
Anyways, here’s Wonderwall. Picture: Social media *sigh*
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So what do you actually do all those hours you spend practising, just play the song?
via GIPHY I mean, you’re not far off.
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Hey can you play that song from Twilight – what’s it called, Clair de lune?
via GIPHY I’m sure Debussy would be delighted to hear about his genre-bending legacy.
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Why do you make all those weird faces when you perform?
Didn't realise bows could do that...
Didn't realise bows could do that... (via Salvatore Lombardo - crazy violinist)
Posted by Classic FM on Monday, 4 July 2016It’s a fair question.
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Yeah, I don’t really listen to old music
Dwayne Baroque. Picture: Classic FM Age is but a number, friend.
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Your fingers are quite callousy. Have you ever thought about getting a manicure?
Finger calluses. Picture: Social media Does it look like that would work out for me?
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Ah, you’re studying music. So you’re going to be a music teacher?
via GIPHY If it gets you off my back grandma, then yes, I am.
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Oh you’re a singer? Have you thought about going on the X Factor?
via GIPHY Ha ha ha ha. I’m blocking your number.
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Oh I can play piano too! *plays Chopsticks*
via GIPHY Sure, it’s the same.
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You get paid £200 for an hour’s playing??? That’s so much!! You much be rich!!!
via GIPHY Sure, let me just mop my tears with all the spare money I have.
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What do the black keys do?
via GIPHY My piano is not a toy.
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Oh you’re a professional musician? We’d love you to play at our event. There won’t be a fee, but it will be good exposure for you.
Exposures. Picture: Social media So grateful, thk u xo
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Can I hold your instrument?
via GIPHY And please stop touching my bow hair.
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I’ve actually been writing some of my own music. Can I play it to you?
via GIPHY “A lot of my new stuff is pretty dark”
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Oh you’re a musician. Play us something!
via GIPHY Leave me alone pls.
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Ooh you play saxophone? Do you know Baker Street?
via GIPHY Nope. Never heard of it. Great suggestion.
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Oh you play piano? Do you know any Elton John?
via GIPHY Sure, if it makes you happy.
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I really love classical music. And opera, I’m so into opera. Operas like Phantom and Les Mis
Operas. Picture: Social media Guess it’s back to Dating Square One, then.
