Someone has finally invented a trombone flamethrower and it makes us very happy

26 August 2015, 10:41

In a blatant health and safety sidestep, trombonist and probable maniac Valentin Guérin has done what we’ve all dreamed would one day happen - turned his trombone into an awesome flamethrower.

He’s given it an excellent name, too

It’s called the Pyro-Trombone, and it is quite a sight to behold. 

Pow!!

Safety is important, though

As stated on Guérin’s website: “The Pyro-Trombone was developed with the help of pyrotechnicians, it meets the standards for outdoor performances.”

Here’s an entire piece dedicated to this majestic creation:

So basically: FLAMETHROWER TROMBONE. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

Guérin also does really weird things like this

Nessun Dorma in a tractor. Because reasons.