10 things you need to know before you buy a musical instrument
To celebrate National Buy a Musical Instrument Day, we've compiled a failsafe guide to making sure you get the right instrument.
1. Make sure it's the right instrument for you
Play to your strengths. If your arms are short, don't play the trombone. If your back is a worry, don't play the Sousaphone. If your ears are functioning correctly, don't play the recorder (couldn't resist).
2. Is it the right size?
There's nothing sadder than a violin that's too big. Right, kid?
3. Can you afford it?
This gold-plated piano belonged to Elvis Presley. You cannot afford it.
4. Have you considered the noise implications?
Learning an instrument can be a noisy affair. Consider investing in a mute, a muffler, or a soundproofed bunker in a remote woodland.
5. Make sure it's a good-quality instrument with no structural weaknesses
That ought to do it.
6. Do you have room for it?
This is an Octobass. It is massive. Could you find room for it in your house? Could you really?
7. Unable to buy outright? Try renting
Just be aware that given the current market trends, renting is dead money. Getting your foot on the ladder is much more important. Think of resale, think of adding value: consider an extension or some major structural work to improve layout.
8. Don't force yourself to love an instrument just because it makes you look cool
We can't all be as cutting-edge as this guy.
(via Awkward Family Photos)
9. Does it make you sound good?
If your new instrument doesn't immediately make you sound and feel like a complete professional, something is wrong. Tell the staff in the music shop that you're not leaving until they bring you an instrument that achieves this goal.
10. Buying second-hand? Make sure it's clean
If you're cutting financial corners (and who can blame you), then maybe take some antibacterial hand wash along with you when you try it out. You know, so you can drink it.