On Air Now
Smooth Classics with Margherita Taylor 10pm - 1am
30 October 2017, 17:30 | Updated: 30 October 2017, 17:56
The algorithm is simple: tell us the first letter of your name and your birth month, and we’ll tell you what Halloween costume you should wear.
Choosing a Halloween outfit can be tough, as the pressure to be inventive grows year on year. But do not fear, music geeks: we have invented the perfect algorithm for a terrifying muso costume!
Every outfit starts with ‘sexy’, and is followed by an adjective plus a scary musical thing. So if you were born in October and your name is Alfred, your Halloween outfit would be a ‘sexy ghastly sight reading with six flats’.
So while your friends are all dressed as cats, witches, and scary things from 2017, you’ll be stood there dressed as a...