This is long, but it’s probably the best music joke you’ll ever hear

5 March 2018, 15:57 | Updated: 6 March 2018, 12:03

This music geek has taken the classic ‘three notes walk into a bar’ joke to a whole new level – and it’s truly excellent.

There’s nothing better than a geeky music joke. Like this one:

‘C, E-flat and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.”’


But what if this joke could be even better? What if it could involve diminished fifths, augmented fourths and even a D.S. al Coda? 

Well, now it can. This Reddit user has truly outdone themselves with a completely geeky yet very well thought-out long-form version. Share it with your musical friends – impress them by reciting it during your next rehearsal break.

Long musical bar joke

(via Reddit)

Now you’re in the mood for jokes, watch this orchestra prank their conductor: