19 classical music tweets that honestly belong in a museum
4 August 2020, 15:08 | Updated: 4 August 2020, 15:19
These excellent memes are the classical folklore of the future.
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And that’s God’s honest truth.
Playing piano is so easy. You simply depress the key indicated on the sheet music. A child's instrument
— It's *a* Bible (@chelounger) August 3, 2020 -
The proper, mature way to deal with a break-up.
for $5 I’ll comment “intonation” on your ex’s recital on youtube
— jerrell jackson (@datbassjawn) October 25, 2019 -
*mind expands*
anime conventions are just the modern day equivalent of going to the opera.
— Sink Megami Tensei 𓅳 (@41skeletons) August 3, 2020
you are not going to the opera to go to the opera. you are going to SEE and BE SEEN by SOCIETY in your finest apparel (cosplay) while you gossip in your theatre box (hotel room) with your close friends -
Horsey knows talent when he sees it
Horse loves violin pic.twitter.com/zy4HNEiDvp
— Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) August 2, 2020 -
There’s... something different here
Learning to play the violin and my friend is learning guitar. Are we doing it right? pic.twitter.com/TPq5V09Car
— Ben Fletcher (@SaeJax1) August 4, 2020 -
Ba-dum tss
computer: choose a password
— kie (@kieransofar) June 14, 2020
me: hi-hat
computer: password cannot contain symbols -
When they tell you music is a universal language
Today's music fact:
— Joel / Roomie (@roomieofficial) August 4, 2020
In Swedish, A Flat (Ab) is written and pronounced "ass" -
Pure joy.
Yo is it just me, or does Beethoven - Symphony No. 5 low key slap🔥 pic.twitter.com/UpMUmHtezb
— ROY PURDY (@RoyPurdy) October 22, 2017 -
Romancing, 1885-style
Brahms writing music for Clara Schumann (1885) pic.twitter.com/EqOZRUD07c
— jerrell jackson (@datbassjawn) August 3, 2020 -
A very clever person
can't believe they canceled Vivaldi after just four seasons
— Mowgli (@Holy_Mowgli) July 11, 2018 -
If this is the future, just leave me here.
I JUST WATCHED KIDS OPEN UP THE PIT TO STRAUSS AT @TruckFestival pic.twitter.com/ckrABDwOwa
— flirting. | 🌼 (@actualflirting) July 23, 2017 -
Mechanic: please leave my store
Me: My tire's making a whistling sound
— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) July 7, 2020
Mechanic: Sounds like a flat
Me: Actually it's more like f sharp -
Yes
I had a Beethoven joke, but it fell on deaf ears.
— The Symphonist (@deeplyclassical) July 25, 2020 -
Double yes
I also have a joke about baroque music, but I don't think you can Handel it.
— The Symphonist (@deeplyclassical) July 26, 2020 -
Can life be this easy please
[jazz appreciation class]
— jade (@BacklineNurse) March 20, 2015
PROF: *plays jazz tune* how do you feel about this one
ME: I...appreciate it
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No wait, this is so beautiful
Photos taken inside a very old French cello from Napoleon times.
— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) August 2, 2020
(Photo: Adrian Borda https://t.co/m1WLiqjXyX) pic.twitter.com/neBB1QiVXx -
This ENTIRE THREAD
German composers vs. Ludacris
— Robert Komaniecki (@Komaniecki_R) August 1, 2020
A THREAD: pic.twitter.com/clgrxTsQjr -
*nods and cries*
Mozart was dirt poor. Henry Ford had no capital. Walt Disney was fired for not being creative. Albert Einstein was a lowly clerk. Pablo Picasso was depressed. Thomas Edison kept failing. Vincent van Gogh could not sell any of his paintings. Yet they never quit. Nor will you.
— 𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙚𝙩 (@mindset_168) August 4, 2020 -
Umm my life has been a lie
That awkward moment when you've assumed an orchestra pit works the same as a mosh pit.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) January 29, 2017
