19 classical music tweets that honestly belong in a museum

And that’s God’s honest truth.

Playing piano is so easy. You simply depress the key indicated on the sheet music. A child's instrument
— It's *a* Bible (@chelounger) August 3, 2020

The proper, mature way to deal with a break-up.

for $5 I’ll comment “intonation” on your ex’s recital on youtube
— jerrell jackson (@datbassjawn) October 25, 2019

mind expands

anime conventions are just the modern day equivalent of going to the opera.

you are not going to the opera to go to the opera. you are going to SEE and BE SEEN by SOCIETY in your finest apparel (cosplay) while you gossip in your theatre box (hotel room) with your close friends
— Sink Megami Tensei 𓅳 (@41skeletons) August 3, 2020

Horsey knows talent when he sees it

Horse loves violin pic.twitter.com/zy4HNEiDvp
— Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) August 2, 2020

There’s... something different here

Learning to play the violin and my friend is learning guitar. Are we doing it right? pic.twitter.com/TPq5V09Car
— Ben Fletcher (@SaeJax1) August 4, 2020

Ba-dum tss

computer: choose a password

me: hi-hat

computer: password cannot contain symbols
— kie (@kieransofar) June 14, 2020

When they tell you music is a universal language

Today's music fact:

In Swedish, A Flat (Ab) is written and pronounced "ass"
— Joel / Roomie (@roomieofficial) August 4, 2020

Pure joy.

Yo is it just me, or does Beethoven - Symphony No. 5 low key slap🔥 pic.twitter.com/UpMUmHtezb
— ROY PURDY (@RoyPurdy) October 22, 2017

Romancing, 1885-style

Brahms writing music for Clara Schumann (1885) pic.twitter.com/EqOZRUD07c
— jerrell jackson (@datbassjawn) August 3, 2020

A very clever person

can't believe they canceled Vivaldi after just four seasons
— Mowgli (@Holy_Mowgli) July 11, 2018

If this is the future, just leave me here.

I JUST WATCHED KIDS OPEN UP THE PIT TO STRAUSS AT @TruckFestival pic.twitter.com/ckrABDwOwa
— flirting. | 🌼 (@actualflirting) July 23, 2017

Mechanic: please leave my store

Me: My tire's making a whistling sound

Mechanic: Sounds like a flat

Me: Actually it's more like f sharp
— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) July 7, 2020

Yes

I had a Beethoven joke, but it fell on deaf ears.
— The Symphonist (@deeplyclassical) July 25, 2020

Double yes

I also have a joke about baroque music, but I don't think you can Handel it.
— The Symphonist (@deeplyclassical) July 26, 2020

Can life be this easy please

[jazz appreciation class]
PROF: *plays jazz tune* how do you feel about this one
ME: I...appreciate it
PROF: damn right *hands me diploma*
— jade (@BacklineNurse) March 20, 2015

No wait, this is so beautiful

Photos taken inside a very old French cello from Napoleon times.
(Photo: Adrian Borda https://t.co/m1WLiqjXyX) pic.twitter.com/neBB1QiVXx
— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) August 2, 2020

This ENTIRE THREAD

German composers vs. Ludacris

A THREAD: pic.twitter.com/clgrxTsQjr
— Robert Komaniecki (@Komaniecki_R) August 1, 2020

nods and cries

Mozart was dirt poor. Henry Ford had no capital. Walt Disney was fired for not being creative. Albert Einstein was a lowly clerk. Pablo Picasso was depressed. Thomas Edison kept failing. Vincent van Gogh could not sell any of his paintings. Yet they never quit. Nor will you.
— 𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙚𝙩 (@mindset_168) August 4, 2020