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These timeless classical music jokes are so bad, your dad probably invented them. Did you hear the one about the tuba glue?
To all the classical-loving dads out there, happy Father’s Day...
computer: choose a password— kie (@kieransofar) June 14, 2020
computer: password cannot contain symbols
A joke in honor of Bach's birthday (rated PG-13):— Nathan Howe (@natehowe) March 21, 2017
Why did Bach have 20 kids?
Because he had no organ stops.
Want a bad old joke to brighten up your day? No?? Well have it anyway— 7th Duke Of Doonside 🏴 (@AllyBallyBeal) April 20, 2015
How do you fix a broken tuba?
Use a tuba glue.
What tone does a piano falling down a mineshaft make?— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) October 2, 2018
A flat minor.
Knock knock.— Eric Whitacre (@EricWhitacre) August 15, 2016
Me: "I'm practising"— Classic FM (@ClassicFM) November 14, 2018
Dad: "Hi Practising, I'm Dad"