17 awesome classical music gifts

Whether you file your nails on a tiny violin or cut up your veg on a 'Chopin' board, join us in celebrating the most niche-interest musical merchandise on the planet. Sometimes it's possible to love classical music TOO much…

1. Classical loo-sic?
This piano-inspired toilet seat brings a whole new meaning to 'tinkling the ivories'.

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2. Nail fi-olin
A violin nail buff, for violin buffs. Props to whoever designed this ever-practical gift. 

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3. Musical snow globe
The only thing that could make this any tackier is if this snow globe played music. Our vote's for Rach 2, please.

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4. Glasses case
This must be where Eye-naudi keeps his specs.

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5. Chopin board
Not a Chopin Liszt, but a Chopin board - turns out kitchen-based musical puns are big business.

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6. Mozart Pez dispenser
Lovers of Mozart. Lovers of retro sweets. If you're the one person in the middle of this niche Venn diagram, console yourself with a classical candy dispenser.

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7. Lead role
Tell the world you're a fan of Bark and Pooch-ini with this keyboard dog leash.

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8. Musical cookie cutter
If music be the love of food (or something like that), wow your friends and neighbours with edible musical treats in a range of shapes: there's a piano, a few quavers, a guitar, violin, and what we can only assume is a pregnant alien treble clef.

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9. Geeky muso bag
Never mind a tote bag, this is a note bag. For those who fancy learning to read music on their weekly shop.

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10. Beethoven tie
We've told John Suchet to stop leaving his tie lying around the office...

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11. Musical phone
Any music lover who's worth their salt should be dialin' on this violin. Hopefully there'll be a mobile version produced soon so we can play Air on a 4G string.

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12. Semiquaver toilet flusher
N.B. Don't buy this if you've already got the piano loo seat.

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13. Classical mu-sink
Love music? Hate getting bits of old food stuck in the drain? This treble clef-inspired plug is for you! (Seriously, who comes up with these things?)

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14. Musical calculator
Now you can get your maths homework and your piano practice out the way at the same time.

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15. Niche-interest boxing gloves
Are you Rach-man-enough to pull these off in the ring?

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16. Patterned pyjamas
The perfect excuse to go Bach to Bed-hoven.

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17. Pun-based oven gloves
YES.

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