11 truly awful Christmas jokes for music lovers Sick of the same cracker jokes every Christmas? We've put together some of our favourites for you to have a chortle at. 1. Camel 2. Snowman 3. Tinsel 4. Drum 5. Bach 6. Elf-taught 7. Turkey 8. Rapper 9. Noël Coward 10. Descant 11. In the Beak Midwinter