A normal person's guide to the orchestra Want to know more about the instruments of the orchestra? Look no further than these honest appraisals. 1. Parpy Tree Trunk 2. Slidey Fart Horn 3. Thwackpots 4. Screech Plank 5. Big Screech Plank 6. Guff Jar 7. Sideways Peashooter 8. Bendy Sex Whistle 9. Whack-a-dingle 10. Squeaky Cheek Exploder 11. Tooty Leather Pole 12. Smashy Plates 13. Naked Piano 14. Curvy Honk Glove 15. Duck Pipe 16. Jazz Coffin 17. Captain Flappy