A normal person's guide to the orchestra
Want to know more about the instruments of the orchestra? Look no further than these honest appraisals.
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1. Parpy Tree Trunk
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2. Slidey Fart Horn
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3. Thwackpots
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4. Screech Plank
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5. Big Screech Plank
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6. Guff Jar
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7. Sideways Peashooter
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8. Bendy Sex Whistle
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9. Whack-a-dingle
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10. Squeaky Cheek Exploder
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11. Tooty Leather Pole
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12. Smashy Plates
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13. Naked Piano
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14. Curvy Honk Glove
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15. Duck Pipe
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16. Jazz Coffin
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17. Captain Flappy
