A normal person's guide to the orchestra

Want to know more about the instruments of the orchestra? Look no further than these honest appraisals.

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   1. Parpy Tree Trunk

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   2. Slidey Fart Horn

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   3. Thwackpots

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   4. Screech Plank

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   5. Big Screech Plank

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   6. Guff Jar

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   7. Sideways Peashooter

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   8. Bendy Sex Whistle

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    9. Whack-a-dingle

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    10. Squeaky Cheek Exploder

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    11. Tooty Leather Pole

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    12. Smashy Plates

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    13. Naked Piano

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    14. Curvy Honk Glove

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    15. Duck Pipe

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    16. Jazz Coffin

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    17. Captain Flappy

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