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Smooth Classics with Margherita Taylor 10pm - 1am
"I'm free all weekend!" and a collection of other sentences you'd absolutely never hear from a classical musician.
"Thank you, faithful page-turner. You have acknowledged my cues, and you have done me proud." - No pianist ever
“It’s OK, I love the hotel room and the concert hall. I don’t need to see the rest of the city.” - No musician ever
“I often listen to 12-tone music at home for fun, not just when I have to play it myself.” - No musician ever
"We're playing Bolero? I cannot wait for this!" - No orchestral drummer ever
"Actually, I'm free all weekend." - No musician ever
"Yeah, just stick it in the hold with my other luggage." - No musician ever.
"Rehearsal's over? I think it's time to head straight home for bed." - No musician ever
"And now, the orchestra will play that helicopter song by Wagner." - No musician ever
"You want me to play Pachelbel's Canon at your wedding? What a delightfully different choice!" - No musician ever
"You're right, it is actually a big violin. Thanks for noticing." - No cellist ever
"You take the solo. You've earned it." - No soprano ever
"Please, don't mind me. Cough. Cough all you like." - No musician ever
"Alright! A perfect 'A' first time!" - No oboist ever
"I'm happy to play at your event in return for publicity and exposure. Money is not a motivating factor to an artist such as myself." - No musician ever
Of course I counted every single one of those bars of rest and know precisely when I'll be coming in." - No musician ever
"Oh scales, why can't you just be a piece of your own?" - No musician ever
"Yes, I suppose 'Phantom' is a real opera." - No musician ever
"Frankly, I only did the practical exams so that I could get better at music theory." - No musician ever
"Clothes pegs? In this gorgeous weather? Nah... We won't need them." - No musician ever
"The Ring Cycle in one sitting without subtitles? Sign me up!" - No musician ever