13 intensely annoying things that only musicians say
Whether you're a musician or not, you'll have heard some of these.
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1. Rehearsal
"I can't tonight, I have rehearsal."
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2. Recital
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3. Radio
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4. Date
"I'm sorry, I couldn't possibly. I only date other musicians."
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5. Emotional
“I’m an emotional person. I think that’s what happens when you live a creative life.”
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6. Resting
“Sorry, I can’t come out with you. I’m resting my voice.”
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7. Professional
“I could have been a professional. I chose not to.”
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8. Larynx
“Just an orange juice for me, alcohol just really dries out my larynx.”
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9. Clique
“I guess we are quite a clique, but when you play music the bonds are very deep.”
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10. Hearing
“Is it a quiet bar? I need to protect my hearing.”
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11. Piano
“I know this place is nice but we’ll have to leave. That piano is SO out of tune.”
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12. Boot
"A lift to the party would be great! How big is the boot of your car?"
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13. Dairy
“Is this dairy free? I cut out dairy in the 16 days before a recital.”
