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13 intensely annoying things that only musicians say

Whether you're a musician or not, you'll have heard some of these.

1. Rehearsal

"I can't tonight, I have rehearsal."
2. Recital

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3. Radio

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4. Date

"I'm sorry, I couldn't possibly. I only date other musicians."
5. Emotional

“I’m an emotional person. I think that’s what happens when you live a creative life.”
6. Resting

“Sorry, I can’t come out with you. I’m resting my voice.”
7. Professional

“I could have been a professional. I chose not to.”
8. Larynx

“Just an orange juice for me, alcohol just really dries out my larynx.”
9. Clique

“I guess we are quite a clique, but when you play music the bonds are very deep.”
10. Hearing

“Is it a quiet bar? I need to protect my hearing.”
11. Piano

“I know this place is nice but we’ll have to leave. That piano is SO out of tune.”
12. Boot

"A lift to the party would be great! How big is the boot of your car?"
13. Dairy

“Is this dairy free? I cut out dairy in the 16 days before a recital.”