Could someone buy us a subcontrabass flute, please?

11 April 2016, 10:41 | Updated: 6 January 2017, 14:45

We’ve been alerted to the excellence of the subcontrabass flute, an insanely huge and low member of the flute family, and we want one to play with please.

Usually, these huge flutes have a total length of 15 feet (all bended up, obviously, but still).

They’re not on general sale or in production unless you actively NEED one and can commission one to be made.

Just look at the size of it:

And here’s another equally awesome exploration:

You can also beatbox on one: