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    Musical instruments… according to Google autocomplete

    'Clarinets are ninjas' and other frankly baffling questions that the world has about musical instruments...

    1. Google auto-complete instruments

      1. Violas are better than violins

      It must be true because it says it on the internetz.

    2. Google auto-complete instruments

      2. Violins are cool

      Nice come-back, violins

    3. Google auto-complete instruments

      3. Are bassoons hard to play?

      No, you can probably pick it up in an afternoon no problem. OF COURSE IT'S HARD, INTERNET.

    4. Google auto-complete instruments

      4. How tall is a double bass?

      REALLY tall is the answer.

    5. Google auto-complete instruments

      5. Clarinets are like ninjas

      Literally no idea

    6. Google auto-complete instruments

      6. Cellos aren't metal

      No flies on you, Google.

    7. Google auto-complete instruments

      7. Pianos are racist

      Errm…

    8. Google auto-complete instruments

      8. Trumpets are a sign of the end times

      AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH…

    9. Google auto-complete instruments

      9. Trombones are endangered

      Trombones are extremely shy and can now only be found in specially protected trombone reserves. A group of volunteers has set itself the task of tagging trombones to monitor the population.

    10. Google auto-complete instruments

      10. Flutes are better than trumpets

      Now now, let's keep it friendly.

    11. Google auto-complete instruments

      11. French horns are awesome

      YES, they are.

    12. Google auto-complete instruments

      12. Oboes are cool, no, annoying

      There seems to be two conflicting camps on this member of the woodwind family.

    13. Google auto-complete instruments

      13. Guitars are not cool anymore

      :(

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