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Musical instruments… according to Google autocomplete
'Clarinets are ninjas' and other frankly baffling questions that the world has about musical instruments...
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1. Violas are better than violins
It must be true because it says it on the internetz.
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2. Violins are cool
Nice come-back, violins
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3. Are bassoons hard to play?
No, you can probably pick it up in an afternoon no problem. OF COURSE IT'S HARD, INTERNET.
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4. How tall is a double bass?
REALLY tall is the answer.
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5. Clarinets are like ninjas
Literally no idea
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6. Cellos aren't metal
No flies on you, Google.
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7. Pianos are racist
Errm…
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8. Trumpets are a sign of the end times
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH…
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9. Trombones are endangered
Trombones are extremely shy and can now only be found in specially protected trombone reserves. A group of volunteers has set itself the task of tagging trombones to monitor the population.
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10. Flutes are better than trumpets
Now now, let's keep it friendly.
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11. French horns are awesome
YES, they are.
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12. Oboes are cool, no, annoying
There seems to be two conflicting camps on this member of the woodwind family.
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13. Guitars are not cool anymore
:(
