Classical music advice for normal people

Classical music rules that no-one else would dare tell you

normal performance directions

Performance directions for normal people

Shakespeare insults

The 25 best Shakespearean insults: "Thou cream-faced loon"

A normal person's guide to the orchestra

A normal person's guide to the orchestra

geeky joke

This Redditor posted a ridiculously geeky classical music joke and we are stifling a chortle

Ages ago

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Meet the Barihunks…

annoying things that only musicians say

13 intensely annoying things that only musicians say

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17 hilarious composer anagrams

whiplash

The 10 worst things about playing the drums

Ages ago

Great composers in Halloween costumes

Composers reveal their horrifying, gory and macabre Halloween costumes

composers being normal

Composers at leisure: 17 amazing pictures of musicians in their down-time

Lesson from Don't Shoot the Pianist

Classical cartoons from 'don't shoot the pianist'