12 angry neighbours who had no patience for classical musicians

23 August 2018, 16:12 | Updated: 23 August 2018, 17:02

These are the some of the best passive-aggressive reactions from people who just couldn’t handle their muso neighbours...

1. When this guy’s neighbour wouldn’t stop singing Wicked, so he sent her this aggro note

“I don’t think I could be heard over ‘Defying Gravity’”


2. When Jane at No. 9 hadn’t *quite* mastered her tuba scales

 Come on, Jane.


3. When every elephant around the world heard this comparison, and was offended


4. When this poor flautist’s talent was seriously taken for granted by their neighbour, who had zero chill


Funny flute neighbour note


5. When this guy’s falsetto skills challenged his neighbours’ eardrums...


6. When this guy didn’t recognise the talent of the Jacqueline du Pré of his generation

No Matthew, no there isn’t.


7. When this poor neighbour was forced to suffer the heatwave indoors, accompanied by the sound of elementary brass



8. When the most offensive part of this guitarist’s practice session was that his ‘E’ matched the note of his neighbour’s ringtone


9. These neighbours, who refused to appreciate next door’s clearly inferior taste in music

“Until you start to appreciate real music…”

Censored neighbours music note 

(See the uncensored version here)


10. This guy, who had no patience for the interminable sound of 'The Imperial March' on brass


11. Also this guy, who had zero appreciation for the complexity of The White Stripes' melodies



12. But then, this lovely neighbour made up for all the negativity with a humble request for some Franz Liszt

Sweet musical neighbour request