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    12 deliciously biting insults for musicians

    Looking for the perfect way to nitpick and criticise your fellow musician after a blundering performance? Look no further.

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      1. Arpeggios

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      2. Tacet

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      3. Key Signature

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      4. Cruel

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      5. Viola

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      6. Timpani

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      7. Two keys

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      8. Amateurs

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      9. Bolero

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      10. Webern

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      11. Ornaments

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      12. Pachelbel

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