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    Musicians: this is what the world really thinks of you

    We asked Google for the truth about musicians. It's upsetting.

    1. Musicians according to Google

      1. Musicians can't make a living

      Musicians according to Google. Photo: iStock

    2. Musicians according to Google

      2. Musicians don't make money

      Musicians according to Google. Photo: iStock

    3. Musicians according to Google

      3. Classical musicians hate jazz

      Musicians according to Google. Photo: iStock

    4. Musicians according to Google

      4. Composers are made of fire

      Musicians according to Google. Photo: iStock

    5. Musicians according to Google

      5. Do musicians pay taxes

      Musicians according to Google. Photo: iStock

    6. Musicians according to Google

      6. Musicians always cheat

      Musicians according to Google. Photo: iStock

    7. Musicians according to Google

      7. Musicians are losers

      Musicians according to Google. Photo: iStock

    8. Musicians according to Google

      8. Classical musicians are boring

      Musicians according to Google. Photo: iStock

    9. Musicians according to Google

      9. Musicians are so hot

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    10. Musicians according to Google

      10. Musicians support Trump

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