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If you want to be an awful conductor, then do what these guys do.
Always conduct from the eye. That way you can see what you're conducting better. Photo: iStock
Want to appear like you're really into your performance of Mahler 2? Pretend you've just smelled some delicious bread. Photo: iStock
If you're doing it right, your hair will do this. Photo: iStock
If your dad is a conductor, just borrow his suit. Photo: iStock
Lost your baton? Grab some other stick. Photo: iStock
Always perform in gloves. Like Mickey Mouse. Photo: iStock
You don't need an orchestra, you just need access to a massive cityscape. Photo: iStock
Keep your scores on the ceiling. Photo: iStock
Want to inspire your orchestra? Freak them out by glaring threateningly. Photo: iStock
Yes, keep looking up at the ceiling. And remember the gloves. Photo: iStock
No money for a baton? Walk to the back of the hall and grab a drumstick. The percussion section won't mind. Photo: iStock
If all else fails, head to the top of a massive rock. Picture: iStock