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The Sydney Symphony Orchestra have reworked Carl Orff’s Carmina Burana into a hilarious (and quite true) choral work about the perils of having a young child.
So you know the tune, right?
Carl Orff’s ‘O Fortuna’ from his opera Carmina Burana. It’s a fiery beast (and it’s used on The X Factor).
Well, these legends have made it hilarious
Matthew Hodges wrote some ingenious new words to this iconic tune, turning it into a song for anyone suffering with young kids.
Here are some of our favourite lines:
Bravo, you lot.
Here's the whole video: