Stock images make musicians look STUPID.
And what you say back to them.
Oh, you're a musician! I'm putting on this event in a few weeks. We won't be able to pay you, but will you play?
Wow, you play music for a living? That must be really relaxing.
Can you play at our wedding? We want an arrangement of the theme to Titanic
You play double bass? Carrying that around must be hard. I bet you must wish you played the flute!
You sing? Are you going on X Factor?
You get paid £100 for playing just for an hour?! You must be loaded...
So you're an opera singer? Sing us something.
Yeah, that sounds cool. I wish I did something I loved for a living.
...and then we're like...