You want them to clap on 2 and 4? Just do this.
Classical music will never be the same again once you've seen it through the eyes of Google autocomplete.
This is a worry.
Somebody better warn Ron and Hermione.
Oh please no.
In a word? No.
Bassoons. We said BASSOONS.
What does your wife have to say about this?
At least we agree on something.
Can we get this on a T-shirt?
Yes. Yes it is.