13 reasons to immediately stop liking classical music

21 February 2018, 12:44

It’s time to set the record straight about our views on classical music. Here are all the reasons why it sucks.

1. It’s really boring and quiet

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2. Only nasty, snobby people like it

Yo is it just me, or does Beethoven - Symphony No. 5 low key slap pic.twitter.com/UpMUmHtezb

— ROY PURDY (@RoyPurdy) October 22, 2017

3. It’s not at all romantic

4. Everyone who listens to it is like, a grandad

I JUST WATCHED KIDS OPEN UP THE PIT TO STRAUSS AT @TruckFestival pic.twitter.com/ckrABDwOwa

— flirting. (@actualflirting) 23 July 2017

5. So is everyone who plays it

 

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6. AND everyone who conducts it

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7. Classical music doesn’t do funny memes *pity laugh*

8. Or silly gifs

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9. Classical people hate fun and are massive party-poopers

 

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10. And they definitely never drink

11. There are no cute doggos in classical music.

 

Let's play you some music... Join Alexander Armstrong for his show on Classic FM now. ( @lepetitmabel)

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12. Or fluffy cats.

 

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13. Or teeny, tiny kittens.

Just stop liking classical music, OK? It’s totally old and sad.