17 awesome classical music gifts for the musician in your life

Whether you file your nails on a tiny violin or cut up your veg on a 'Chopin' board, join us in celebrating the most niche-interest musical merchandise on the planet this Christmas. Sometimes it's possible to love classical music TOO much…

1. Classical loo-sic?

This piano-inspired toilet seat brings a whole new meaning to 'tinkling the ivories'.

classical music lover gift ideas


2. Nail fi-olin

A violin nail buff, for violin buffs. Props to whoever designed this ever-practical gift.

classical music lover gift ideas

 

3. Musical snow globe

The only thing that could make this any tackier is if this snow globe played music. Our vote's for Rach 2, please.

classical music lover gift ideas

4. Glasses case

This must be where Eye-naudi keeps his specs.

classical music lover gift ideas

 

5. Chopin board

Not a Chopin Liszt, but a Chopin board – turns out kitchen-based musical puns are big business.

classical music lover gift ideas

6. Mozart Pez dispenser

Lovers of Mozart. Lovers of retro sweets. If you're the one person in the middle of this niche Venn diagram, console yourself with a classical candy dispenser.

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7. Lead role

Tell the world you're a fan of Bark and Pooch-ini with this keyboard dog leash.

classical music lover gift ideas

 

8. Musical cookie cutter

If music be the love of food (or something like that), wow your friends and neighbours with edible musical treats in a range of shapes: there's a piano, a few quavers, a guitar, violin, and what we can only assume is a pregnant alien treble clef.

classical music lover gift ideas

 

9. Geeky muso bag

Never mind a tote bag, this is a note bag. For those who fancy learning to read music on their weekly shop.

classical music lover gift ideas

10. Beethoven tie

We've told John Suchet to stop leaving his tie lying around the office...

classical music lover gift ideas

11. Musical phone

Any music lover who's worth their salt should be dialin' on this violin. Hopefully there'll be a mobile version produced soon so we can play Air on a 4G string.

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12. Semiquaver toilet flusher

N.B. Don't buy this if you've already got the piano loo seat.

classical music lover gift ideas

 

13. Classical mu-sink

Love music? Hate getting bits of old food stuck in the drain? This treble clef-inspired plug is for you! (Seriously, who comes up with these things?)

classical music lover gift ideas

14. Musical calculator

Now you can get your maths homework and your piano practice out of the way at the same time.

classical music lover gift ideas

 

15. Niche-interest boxing gloves

Are you Rach-man-enough to pull these off in the ring?

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16. Patterned pyjamas

The perfect excuse to go Bach to Bed-hoven.

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17. Pun-based oven gloves

YES.

musical oven gloves