Prepare your ears for absolute filth.
We've separated the Amazon review from the recording - can you tell which piece of classical music these pithy consumers are on about?
It's a well-known fact that some of the most entertaining reviewers in the journalism world are members of the public.
So, we've taken some of the best Amazon reviews of classical music, often pithy and to-the-point, and made a quiz - can you work out which piece of music each review is referring to?
Let us know how you get on in the comments…