9 things they didn't tell you about playing the viola
17 July 2017, 16:07
Thinking of learning to play the viola? Prepare yourself: here are the things no one ever tells you about the ‘big violin’.
Jennifer Stumm plays Rebecca Clarke's epic Viola Sonata with such grace and passion. Does she make you want to take up the viola? Yes? Excellent. But first, here's what you need to know about the instrument...
1. It’s heavy
2. You always get the weird harmony in orchestra
“Can we not just have a *little* bit of the tune?” you cry to your conductor, among a sea of accidentals. No, you may not.
3. The alto clef
4. You’ll always be the butt of the ‘viola’ jokes
No one ever told you about the constant mockery.
5. Everyone will think you just play the violin
6. It’s so much harder than the violin
The size, the bow pressure, having to carry the whole section... it's an endless struggle.
7. On the plus side, you’ll get really muscly fingers and hands
8. Also, your muscle memory will be on POINT
9. You’re one in a million
Unlike the fifty violinists battling for the orchestra leader spot, if you want that front desk space, IT'S YOURS.
Violists: you're essential. Never forget that.
[Cue smug smile to the second violin section]