Variations on a theme of Frank Bridge Opus 10 Benjamin Britten
'Clarinets are ninjas' and other frankly baffling questions that the world has about musical instruments...
It must be true because it says it on the internetz.
Nice come-back, violins
No, you can probably pick it up in an afternoon no problem. OF COURSE IT'S HARD, INTERNET.
REALLY tall is the answer.
Literally no idea
No flies on you, Google.
Trombones are extremely shy and can now only be found in specially protected trombone reserves. A group of volunteers has set itself the task of tagging trombones to monitor the population.
Now now, let's keep it friendly.
YES, they are.
There seems to be two conflicting camps on this member of the woodwind family.