This is why you should never EVER lie about music on your CV

6 September 2016, 09:52

A cringe pianistic muddle to get yourself into...

For all those who have ever embellished their CVs or social media biographies with inaccurate abilities... well, consider this a warning. 

This tweeter's eager-to-empress friend got himself into a pianistic pickle doing just that:

 Twitter laughed, but then also had some suggestions for wriggling out of this clavier conundrum...

 

We suggested an impassioned performance of John Cage's 4'33" could also have worked.

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